Zeus

====I am __**Zeus**__ , (also known as Jupiter) the almighty, the leader of gods, ruler of Olympus! And a little bit of a "Tiger Woods " if you know what I mean.====

I get **all** the ladies with my **lightning bolts** ﻿ ﻿ ﻿my jealous wife Hera doesn't like it when I'm away with other women. But, I am the numero uno, the macho man, guess she didn't know what she signed up for. there's no reason for her to act like a complete ﻿ ﻿bitch ﻿though. I mean when I "fell for" Metis it was great, Hera didn't even know for a while. But, when I heard that Metis's daughter would have a son who'd defeat me, I swallowed her immediately. Changing the subject. I've done many legendary things in my never-ending life. I've also been extremely lucky from time to time. Like when Rhea gave Cronos that rock, or when Cronos actually did "blow chunks" to let out the gods. & that one time when Hephaestus split my head, I felt mortal for a second! Speaking of mortals let me speak about them I somewhat enjoy them even though they can be horrible at times. The best of them is brought out during the menean games, when they celebrate your's truly, ME! Now that were speaking of the mortals I'll say that they do so much for me. They sacrifice so much for me, even themselves lately. one thing they use to show worship is by naming a zombie-killing machine after me. apparently its the Zeus Cannon & can own all. If you want to see what I mean then see the video on the bottom. theres only a few things that make me not Love humanity. These are beliefs of other gods, nukes, and Justin Beiber. I'll tell you why because other gods aren't me so I don't like it. Nukes make warfare unfair. And Justin Beiber does too many things for me to tell you them all. But one is that his voice sounds like a girl and he has some "special" problems. You can hear him singing all the way from mount Olympus. It gives me a headache so Hephaestus ha ﻿ s to split my head. Onto another topic I'll say that I'm extremely forthright, thats why Hades can bug me, he's all confusing with riddles & codes. Whenever a mortal sees a picture of me or something he'll probably think of an eagle, and a lightning bolt. Thats what I seem to bring to people's attention. Or it's almost like I symbolize it or something. I don't get why an eagle though, I can turn into any animal, but an eagle is pretty fitting. Especially to a ruler of mount Olympus such as myself. When I rule mount Olympia I get lots of action. Like when I banished Cronos to the thing worse than the underworld, Tartarus. With the help of Gaia, but when the twins tried to overthrow me I banished them too. I luckily fought off all three of the assaults Gaia's children placed. They never had a chance to overthrow me from the start! So, now all the evil Titans and Gaia's children are in tartarus! (Sorry Gaia.) Now, to tell you what gods I like/dislike.
 * 1) **POSEIDON-NEUTRAL**
 * 2) **HADES-NEUTRAL**
 * 3) **HERA-MARRIED RELATED**
 * 4) **ARES-DISLIKE**
 * 5) **APHRODITE-LIKE**
 * 6) **ARTEMIS-LIKE**
 * 7) **APOLLO-LIKE**
 * 8) **HERMES-LIKE**
 * 9) **ATHENA-LIKE**
 * 10) **HEPHAESTUS-LIKE**

media type="youtube" key="jwAjt20C6bk" height="295" width="497" (I even tried to use this cannon of thunder in this video now Hera has to kick me off xbox)

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